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A Christmas Bone…
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Got me a Christmas bone,

Smoked it as soon as I got home,

Just a small one, on the thin side,

Almost dropped it on the beach,

If I had done so, man, I would have cried…

 

 

Nothing like a Christmas high,

If you haven’t done it, I can’t explain why,

Just that its cold outside and lightly snowing,

Here I sit inside, warm, cozy & buzzed,

Waiting for snow, so snowballs I can be throwing…


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 Reviews of "A Christmas Bone…"
Reviewed by Tom Leftwich
Reviewed on September 30, 2020
always a laugh when you can see the story between the lines --good job

Reviewed by J'nia Fowler
Reviewed on December 30, 2010
LOL...buzzing like a bee. Oh happy day...

Reviewed by Rose Rideout
Reviewed on December 27, 2010
You have a way of finding titles for your work Ed,LOL. I was expecting something different and the picture of Santa , well it made me sure he was up to more than smokin a bone. LOL.

PS. We woke up to snow covered ground with the threat of rain in the air.

Newfie Hugs, Rose

Reviewed by Lois Christensen
Reviewed on December 27, 2010
thrilling, very thrilling to seee this write, hee hee

Reviewed by jude forese
Reviewed on December 26, 2010
"warm, cozy & buzzed" ... a great combination ...

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on December 26, 2010
Wow - you found a Christmas Bone on the beach??

PS: If there is a picture that will make little kids horribly afraid of old Santa, this one is it!

PPS: Who you throwin snowballs at now??

Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on December 26, 2010
Man Ed you have to watch them titles, here I thought this was going to be another one of your erotic writes and you just had a typo in the last word of title.
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