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Thank You, Texas...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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This place needs a weather category...


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Hey we finally got some weather warm,

From Texas I have been told it did Northeast swarm,

After sending us all their crappy weather,

Here they are being nice & sending us sun & whatever…

 

No longer will I send them back a nasty storm,

As long as what they send us is nice & warm,

Sure the temps are dropping again tonight,

But at least no longer do we have to with snow fight…

 

So if you got a little warmer climate,

Understand that its probably from that southern state,

Now if only they could learn to speak English without that drawl,

While we visit you there, we will try not to slow traffic to a crawl…


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 Reviews of "Thank You, Texas..."
Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on February 20, 2011
Visit is okay. But impossible to live here.

Ron

Reviewed by Phyllis Jean Green
Reviewed on February 19, 2011
xOx :):):) xOx

Got kin in Mansfield, Lake Jackson, and Austin, so you know
I relate. Bin down yo way minny tamz!

Didn't used to get so cold. Though I tolerate 0 better'n
104, which is what it got to during one visit. Walking outside
was like stepping into a baker's oven!!

Y i k e s !!

Not that I am not heartily glad that we are having (spottily)
warmer weather here in central NC. This winter was the coldest
in decades!! Witch's tit ring any bells? What about bat's ass?)

Thank you for the 'smals'...though I coulda done without the chills.

Done TOO good a job!!

(Signed) Chikken Whereitcumzto Badweatha

Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on February 19, 2011
Ahhh maybe you could pass it on for it is cold and snowing up here in NS today.
fee

Reviewed by Patrick Granfors
Reviewed on February 19, 2011
Does this mean your going back to the beach for another pole dance? Patrick

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on February 19, 2011
Bro, you're getting way too pampered and spoiled out there,
So we're sending you some more frigid Midwest snow and ice;
Ma and Sister Tiger Lily insist that I send it along soon,
Because they say that lately, you have not been very nice.

Reviewed by Gene Williamson
Reviewed on February 18, 2011
Good one, Ed. I add my thanks to yours
for warming up our Jersey shore. -gene.

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader)
Reviewed on February 18, 2011
Whot yew talkin' 'bout drawers . . . er . . . drawl. Oh, shoot, you'uns wuz talkin' 'bout them Texecans, you shore wright, I caint understand a dad blasted thang they sez.

Reviewed by Rose Rideout
Reviewed on February 18, 2011
I am guessing that beautiful weather is just around the corner Ed. Fred and I just got back from a week in Cuba and I am ready to go back to the beach and the warmth.

Newfie Hugs, Rose


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