Yes, he was born and grew into a monkey,
We were once rich, but spent it all on a doctors fee,
Spent on all sort of plastic surgery…
Poor Mr. Ed was a chimp,
Now he is only a chump,
Grass he used to eat by the clump,
Still though, as we couldn’t break the habit,
He does squat in the grass to take a dump…
Hair all over he has of a great deal,
He should have been born instead of a seal,
Then he could be as slippery as he is an eel,
Maybe in reality he is just so much surreal…
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amazingly, I am currently working on a little ditty about monkeys/chimps ...
soon ... tk.
He was so nice to me lately because he hasn't been around, all the time playing in the woods swinging from tree to tree like he's always been at heart, a monkey...
Ma is so upset now, she says I can now break my promise to her, and I can talk about the time she was held captive in the Pine Barrens by an ancient diabolical reptilian demon known as Jersey Devil Senior. We all know which of her sons soon hatched after that, don't we Junior.
PS: I like squatting in the grass to take a dump, and I always will.
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