Sounds like a fine idea,

May have to order as well from a pizzeria,

Getting high & drunk sure sounds better,

Than suffering with a bout of diarrhea,

So what if in the end my head does ache,

It makes more fun a localized earthquake…J

Hate to sound the least bit corny,

But I really want to feel at least a little horny,

Not that anything will come of the feeling,

Bristling with perplexities as well can be quite thorny…J

What the hell am I saying,

When horny all I want to do is of someone laying,

Maybe I’d best just stay home with my crocheting,

After all its been so long since my last time to be horny,

I’d be better off to just be with myself playing…J

(I know, way TOO MUCH INFORMATION)