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I don’t know where it came from, but thank you…
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The weather’s been abnormally crappy,

Its been rather cold & wet,

More so than usual, on it one couldn’t bet,

All in all its not made New Jersians very happy…

 

But oh my, what a difference a day can make,

Today was like a real spring day, no fake,

I hope from someone elsewhere we didn’t this weather take,

But who the heck cares, the warmer temps were sent for our sake…

 

BUT, now we are going to get back paid,

The rain is approaching with lightening & thunder, (I skeered)

Sent from far south, the winds do from that way come,

But just for today, I felt better than when I got laid…J

 

 

© ed ~ 4/4/11


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Reviewed on April 5, 2011
Karla sent it to you, Ed: after all, she IS the "StormSpinner"! LOL Well done!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Texas, Karen Lynn. :D

I "skeered" of thunder/lightning, too. And especially when the storms threaten with hail or tornadoes ... and there's NO doggone shelters to be had here in Tornado Alley!! NOT good! LOL

Reviewed by Richard King
Reviewed on April 5, 2011
Ed, "hope" is my key word for the day.... You got laid and (as I just shared with George and Annabelle..) I still have hope. Of course, that hope didn't have anything to do with getting laid, but hope is still hope.

Thanks Dick

Reviewed by Annabel Sheila
Reviewed on April 5, 2011
giggle.....You're tooooo funny, Ed!

Anna

Reviewed on April 4, 2011
JOISEY ...

YEW GOT LAID? WAS IT THAT BEAUTIFUL BLONDE THAT SAVED THE EASTER BUNNY?

TK...

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader)
Reviewed on April 4, 2011
Storming down heah in the swamp, man. And I ain't even gittin' laid. Whot a dilemma.


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