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Beware...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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When entering my Den you do,

Beware of loose women & pickpockets too,

Don’t wear a toupee’,

Cause you might lose it in an ensuing fray…

 

How can women be loose,

Unless it is in their heads they are short,

Normally they seem to act like a silly goose,

Maybe this line of writing I’d do better to abort…

 

As for pocket pickers,

Better than stealing your knickers,

Seems to happen more so to people,

That do live in cities, being then city slickers...


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 Reviews of "Beware..."
Reviewed by Karen Vanderlaan
Reviewed on April 19, 2011
very clever!

Reviewed by Gene Williamson
Reviewed on April 16, 2011
Good reason to live at the shore. Eh, Ed? -gene.

Reviewed by Walt Hardester
Reviewed on April 16, 2011
What could make one sicker,
Than being a slicker,
Without one's knickers?

LOL

~W~

Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on April 16, 2011
Well Mr. Ed said you don't wear knickers and I doubt your lovely lady would let you to close to lose woman so I think you are safe old buddy.
fee

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on April 16, 2011
Ma says get rid of the pickpockets and the loose women or she's never visiting your Den, again.

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on April 16, 2011
BRAVO to REGIS...hahahaha!!

Love Sticky Stinky

Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on April 15, 2011
A fellow from Jersey named Ed
Is a poet or so it is said
He spins quite a yarn
In salon or barn
This proves his head's not made of lead

Your humor always inspires me, Ed. Sorry 'bout that, friend. Lol
Love and peace,

Regis

Reviewed by TONY NERONE
Reviewed on April 15, 2011
I still remember my wallet being lifted in Times Square on New Years eve. However as usual it was empty.
Good write, Ed.
Peace
Tony

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader)
Reviewed on April 15, 2011
Pocket pickers and toupee grabbers,
Hold onto to ya knickers or they will blabber.
Loose wimen are there ta catch ya eye
Better watch out they'll unzip yer fly.


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