Supposedly I was born by the sea,
Well two blocks over as far as I could see,
I cannot have been that cute,
After shooting out of the chute…
And now my brother can’t say,
I never took a bath any day,
As you can all back me up,
I did take baths, so there, yup…
I have no memory of that,
I wish I did though,
Must have been before I transformed,
Into the Jersey Devil, now looking like a bat…
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Ron
Alas, that is not a bath tub,
And, you were put in it, a lot;
Dear old Ma was extremely clever,
That, Bro, is yer old 'Pooping Pot!'
PS: By that look on yer face, you just dumped a load!!!
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