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Big tits & a tiny pecker...
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Can’t tell you who I hereof speak, Thought its really hard for me not to of it leak, Hormones he has to because of sickness take, Wonder if he will be able to a baby in his oven bake…J A miniature clothes pin the doc did use, And seriously he is a good buddy, I should not of his good graces abuse, But I just can’t help it & if I tell his name, He will find me and make me very bloody…J

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Reviewed by Ronald Hull

Reviewed on April 24, 2011

So this is supposed to be entertaining? it flew over the cuckoo's nest for me.

Ron

Reviewed by Mr. Ed

Reviewed on April 24, 2011

Is this one of those 'Self Confession' things that are supposed to be good for the soul?!

Reviewed by Kay P Devenish

Reviewed on April 24, 2011

A strange write...dont tell them I said so....more later my friend...from
Kay....ha ha ha.......

Reviewed by Andy Turner

Reviewed on April 23, 2011

I have a little Tit, Blue Tit, that sits on my windowsill looking in every morning and out back there's a couple of red crested woodpeckers.
Nice one, bruv.

Reviewed by Regis Auffray

Reviewed on April 23, 2011

So you have woodpeckers and bushtits in your neck of the woods too eh, Ed? Sweet birds. Thanks for sharing. Love and peace,

Regis

Reviewed by Walt Hardester

Reviewed on April 23, 2011

So you're taking Estrogen now.
Does that make you a Lesbian in a man's body, like me?

~W~

Reviewed by Ed Matlack

Reviewed on April 23, 2011

Damn but I sincerely WANTED to tell this persons name...but I like what few teeth I have left...LOL

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