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An Ed brothers family photo...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Before he grew to be the ugly adult he is,

Ed Kostro was born with a long tail,

Now I know that he will reciprocate without fail,

Calling me worse or telling you all I grew up from a snail…J

 

You be the judge, of the picture above,

Only something a Ma like ours could love,

Someday I know for a fact, off a cliff he will of me shove,

But until that time, I get to play,

Because old brother Ed is again away…J

 

So don’t hold back your judgment,

Because no matter how much I will always him torment,

I will NEVER no matter what Ma wants, repent,

But I will not relate to you, out of kindness, of Ed’s putrid scent…J


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 Reviews of "An Ed brothers family photo..."
Reviewed by Patrick Granfors
Reviewed on May 10, 2011
I think you just did. Patrick

Reviewed by Gene Williamson
Reviewed on May 10, 2011
Good looking fellow, Ed. Looks like somebody I think I know.
Is that by chance the Jersey Shore behind him? -gene.

Reviewed by Richard King
Reviewed on May 10, 2011
Kinda makes me anxious to see the rest of the family. Well maybe "anxious" is the wrong word.... Leery maybe.

Fun stuff Ed, Thanks Dick

Reviewed by Paul Berube
Reviewed on May 10, 2011
You are funny, Ed. Well done (I think) ;-)

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on May 10, 2011
Damn It, you never use my best photos since Ma always said that I was the best looking of the boys, and you're still so damned envious. When I comb my hair and shave, I'm still a 'Chick Magnet!' (But don't tell Mean Tall Woman - Yikes!)

Brother Pee Wee Ed, The Good Lookin Ed Brother

Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on May 10, 2011
Yep have to agree with Tom, I can truly see the family resemblence in your brothers picture,you two are almost twins. lol
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Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on May 9, 2011
Whooo-heeee-hahahaha....you as a NUT!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed on May 9, 2011
JOISEY ...

AFTER FREEING MYSELF FROM THOSE MESMERIZING EYES I FINALLY SAW THE FAMILY RESEMBLANCE OF ... ALL 3 EDS !!! YOU ALL GOT YER MOTHER'S BEAUTY !!!




Reviewed by TONY NERONE
Reviewed on May 9, 2011
Ha Ha, good one, Ed.
Peace
Tony


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