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Quitchur bitchin…
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Self-examination...?




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Maybe I should say this to myself,

For I’ve been a major bitcher from right off the shelf,

Thank you all for listenin’ though it may seem too much,

Let me just get the hell down off my soapbox, & back on my crutch…

 

Do I bitch to very much,

Do I complain a great deal,

Do I whine & ask for the soft touch,

If I do then I am just being myself,

Yeah, of me a lot I do unfortunately, possibly too much, reveal…

 

So if I am being too much the pain in the ass,

Just let me know without of a lot of sass,

Granted I have not got a lot of class,

But damned if my balls aren’t blue & made of brass…J

 


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 Reviews of "Quitchur bitchin…"
Reviewed by Patrick Granfors
Reviewed on May 18, 2011
Brass balls is ok, blue balls says you need to see Renee. Patrick

Reviewed by Vivian Dawson
Reviewed on May 17, 2011
Tee Hee....

Lady Vivian

Reviewed by Andy Turner
Reviewed on May 17, 2011
HAHAHA. A tonic!

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on May 17, 2011
Oh my lil bro, pee weeeeeeee is on your case too,well you always did tell everything and make ma upset too. but we still luv ya Jerseeeeeeeeeeey!;-)

Reviewed by Annabel Sheila
Reviewed on May 17, 2011
Giggle...now that's tellin' it like it is bro!!! You're tooooo funny, Ed!

Anna

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader)
Reviewed on May 17, 2011
Ya gotta keep those brass balls all shiny and stuff, Ed. As far as the blue one, I met a hitchhiker a few days ago, I'll send her up there to ya.

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on May 17, 2011
You have always been a Huge Pain In The Ass, Bro,

Just ask our dear old Ma, or our dear Sister Tiger Lily;

But since your nickname's always been 'Poops - A - Lot,'

Your non-stop bitchin and moanin makes perfect sense to me.



And now it appears that you have ticked off our old Cousin The Tom Kat,

By telling anyone who would listen that he is an old Cur and a Reprobate;

Ma always said one day you would start complainin about the whole family,

So Good Luck, Bitchin Old Bro Ed, War between Cousins, is now your fate.






Reviewed by John Bidwell
Reviewed on May 17, 2011
Hey- with our weather?
Bitch away!
John

Reviewed by Paul Berube
Reviewed on May 17, 2011
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKKKK !

Reviewed on May 16, 2011
JOISEY ...

if'n yer BALLZ IZ BLUE ... Get some BLUE OINTMENT ...

yew might have 'BLUE-BALL CRABS' !!! Jus' tryin' to be Helpful ... SC...



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