There is old Ma in the middle,

Of our family she is the matriarch,

So many Pa’s we’ve had,

For each of us it’s a total riddle…

We don’t know which Pa was at the left,

But I do know the ugly one at right is Pee-wee,

The one in Ma’s lap, her favorite, is of course me,

And the other little one is Tiger Lilly,

We never really knew who was who,

They never kept records at the zoo…

I always loved to suckle at Ma’s breast,

Pee-wee never liked it, her milk he did detest,

I was well loved by Ma, as you can see I was best,

Ma loved me the most, living with me in the east,

While we did of Pee-wee send him to the Midwest…

Our cousin’s are all around,

One does live on the coast in the west,

And are at times to Missouri bound,

Then there is the reprobate in merlin,

We speak of him totally & completely the lest…