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Of Sir Pee-wee with the tensie-wensie wee-wee…
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Don’t listen to his rants,

Living he does with ants,

In his chest he has implants,

But there is nothing to speak of in his pants…

 

He and Sir Cur do pick on me,

Pee-wee lives with ants, like I said,

And Sir cur does share living space with many a flea…

 

So while I still do love them both,

As they are together to admit mistakes loath,

Least ways for me, I live all alone,

Of this I give you my solemn oath,

I got from the family tree everything that does have great growth…

 

 


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 Reviews of "Of Sir Pee-wee with the tensie-wensie wee-wee…"
Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on May 27, 2011
Far too much info as they say but cute write all the same.lol
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Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on May 26, 2011
Gig Brains grows in...on BigTrepangTrees ...hahahaha!!

Love tinka

Reviewed by Patrick Granfors
Reviewed on May 26, 2011
Fleas???? Aw crap. I just had the muskrats fumigated. Cuz Pat

Reviewed on May 26, 2011
DEAR KNAVE WUSS-A-LOT ...

ANOTHER 'RED HERRING' YOU DRAG ACROSS THE TRAIL ...

AN ATTEMPT TO CHANGE THE SUBJECT ... QUITE UNDERSTANDABLE THO' ...

A 'PEA BRAIN' WITH 'VISIONS OF GRANDEUR' ...

IN THE FAMOUS WORDS OF JIMINY CRICKET ...

"IT AIN'T WHAT YOU GOT - IT'S HOW YOU USE IT!"

MY NEXT 'PIECE' WHICH YOU HAVE ALREADY READ, NEEDED A SUITABLE PICTURE,

NOW I SHALL POST IT ... P.S. LIKE MOST THINGS, YEW GOT IT BASS-ACKWARDS!

I'M INFESTED W/ANTS ... N' P-WEE HAS THE DOGS N' FLEAS!


Reviewed by TONY NERONE
Reviewed on May 26, 2011
Lucky You, Ed. Now you will be Big with the ladies.
Peace
Tony

Reviewed by K. Mulroney
Reviewed on May 26, 2011
LOL! The title was enough to get me laughing my ass off!! You have such a beautiful sense of humor Ed. I am so glad I am back here. It's writing like this that makes my day!

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on May 26, 2011
Good thing you didn't call me Teensie-Weensie, you were wise enough to write 'Tensie-Wensie' That means 'Mighty Big' in Apache.



PS: You weren't supposed to mention old Cousin Tom's fleas until after you and he had arrived at Cousin Patrick's place for the reunion. Damn...



PPS: And you best watch out, or I'm gonna send The Ant People to your place. They will love takin over your old motor home.

Signed,
Mighty Big Brother Pee Wee

Reviewed by Richard Cederberg
Reviewed on May 26, 2011
Teensy Weensy eh? There are prolly some of the female-persuasion here that may ask you to prove it. Now wouldn't that be a raspberry - Mr. Jeeeeeeersy Matlack, the elongated, showing photographic proof of this claim in his next poem. hahahahaha! I doubt it could be any more fearsome than the Norwegian meat-piston. rlc
P.S. come to think of it forget about the photographic proof

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader)
Reviewed on May 26, 2011
Gotta love it. Bragging?


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