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Pee-wee & Cuz Cur experimenting...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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They used to all the time play around,

That is the Cur on the left in the black gown,

Pee-wee always volunteered to fart,

 

He did it so well; his cheeks barely did part…


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Reviewed by Rose Rideout
Reviewed on June 1, 2011
You are going to hear from ma this time and sister Tiger Lily is going to side with her, I see trouble.

Newfie hugs, Rose

Reviewed on May 31, 2011
NICE TRY - 'WUSS-A-LOT' !!!

ANY PERSON WITH TWO GOOD EYES N' ONE GOOD BRAIN CAN TELL THAT ...

THAT IS YEW ON THE LEFT ... BLOWING UP ... YER FAVORITE 'MALE' DOLL !!!

THE SNEAKY, EVIL EYES N' SILLY SMIRK TELL ALL !!!

"IF 1ST EWE DON'T SUCCEED, DROP BACK FIVE N' ...

F A R T !!! 'SIR' CUR 2 U ...


Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on May 31, 2011
For a guy named 'Pee Wee' I sure look mighty tall in that picture. So, you either faked it, or old Cuz Cur is a Dwarf.

PS: Can't give you all the Top Secret Info, of course, but our brave old Cousin Tom was working on a new secret weapon for our defense system, and what a truly brave volunteer he was.

Reviewed by Patrick Granfors
Reviewed on May 30, 2011
Oh dear. Your Ma is going to spank you for this one. Cur was never supposed to wear her maternity suit. Cuz Pat

Reviewed by Richard Cederberg
Reviewed on May 30, 2011
I'd have to call that a serious methane addiction. Holy sheesh Ed!

Reviewed by Duke LaRance
Reviewed on May 30, 2011
Sounds like our old buckskin quarterhorse. When you saw his tail lift up just a little bit, it was best to back off!


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