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Woman is a complex creature...
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Can any man on this earth say,

Without having his teeth completely blown away,

Or worse his piece/peace will just from him go astray,

That he knows of women and all the insanity they do display…

 

Such a book on the subject would be voluminous,

We men need a book on this subject,

It would be immediately upon printing a classic,

Being for men quite luminous…

 

Is there anyone on women such an expert,

If so for the rest of man, please do us alert,

So in some way we do find out, just what it’s like to wear a skirt,

Do ya think from this herein question I will eventually get my just dessert…?

© ed ~ 6/1/11


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Reviewed by Patrick Granfors
Reviewed on June 7, 2011
I'm late to this party. Oh yeah, chapter one. Patrick

Reviewed by Annabel Sheila
Reviewed on June 3, 2011
Giggle.....I LOVE Fee's comments! It's so true....Don't stress yourself out, Ed, we're not that complicated....

Anna

Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on June 3, 2011
Well to be honest if there were a book on the subject most of us men wouldn't read and instead would use it for propping up the broken table or chair leg we were asked to fix...
fee

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on June 2, 2011
So in some way we do find out, just what it’s like to wear a skirt



That's a marvelous idea, Bro, and we look forward to your findings. Put on a skirt and stroll the beach, and find out - but shave your legs first. And if you don't have any skirts handy, dear old Ma says you can borrow one of hers!

PS: Old Cuz Cur is really crackin me up these days with his comments!

Reviewed by neerja gandhi (Reader)
Reviewed on June 1, 2011
for want of a dessert not a bad try !!

Reviewed by Walt Hardester
Reviewed on June 1, 2011
Ditto Tom.....

~W~

Reviewed on June 1, 2011
ED ... Obviously, the book you need is one on Anatomy!

When you locate and press the 'right spot' she will no longer be complex!

Graffenberg's Locus is usually referred to by laymen as the 'G-SPOT!'

If you 'pleasure' a woman - Properly, and Often, you'll be amazed how often she comes - around to your point of view, no doubt!

Another secondary suggestion would be - that you take a course on 'Fore-Play.'

This can aid you immeasurably in getting into her - 'good graces!'

Yer Welcome! Glad I could help ... Cuz Cur ... El Gato ... the 'Reprobate'.

Reviewed by Jms Bell
Reviewed on June 1, 2011
SOME ARE...SOME AREN'T. DEPENDS ON WHAT YOU ARE LOOKING FOR IN A WOMAN AND...WHAT SHE'S LOOKING FOR IN YOU. GOOD WORK, ENJOYED. THANKS FOR SHARING. LOVE, BLESSINGS & FAITH...
JOYCE * HIS INSPIRATIONS

Reviewed by TONY NERONE
Reviewed on June 1, 2011
Yes they are complex. However I love everything about them. I think now our country needs a woman president. Maybe in 2016. You certainly sparked my curosity. Good write even if in jest!
Peace
Tony

Reviewed on June 1, 2011
Everyone is complex, man or woman. What sets us apart is only the Holy Spirit in the life of a believer. Thanks.

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader)
Reviewed on June 1, 2011
I ain't going there . . .


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