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When camping Mr. Ed takes along the kiddies…
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Every trip he does take,

To the woods, shore or lake,

With him go the kiddies,

He even takes the snake…

 

He & his wife stay in a tent,

For the animals he does a camper rent,

Much more comfortable are they,

When skies do over them turn gray…

 

You may say it’s an unusual arrangement,

He has already from his wife her consent,

It did so many a time prevent,

Total & complete, on his wife’s part, estrangement…


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 Reviews of "When camping Mr. Ed takes along the kiddies…"
Reviewed by Patrick Granfors
Reviewed on June 7, 2011
Beware Pee Wee's magic trouser snake. Patrick

Reviewed by Rose Rideout
Reviewed on June 4, 2011
A fantastic Daddy for sure LOL got say you an entertainer for sure Ed.

Newfie Hugs, Rose

Reviewed by Connie Faust
Reviewed on June 4, 2011
Wow, what a family!
You did great in assembling them all for their publicity picture!

Connie

Reviewed by Vivian Dawson
Reviewed on June 3, 2011
Arrangements made with wife, is good
~Mr. Ed~
but kiddies in their own habitat,
beware and take lots of TP.

Lady Vivian

Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on June 2, 2011
A nice tribute to a savior of animals. Wives are animals too, aren't they?

Ron

Reviewed by Gene Williamson
Reviewed on June 2, 2011
Not unusual at all, Ed...except of course for the snake. -gene.

Reviewed by TONY NERONE
Reviewed on June 2, 2011
I would take my pets too. Always entertaining and extremely well done, my Friend.
Peace
Tony

Reviewed by Phyllis Jean Green
Reviewed on June 2, 2011
********** L O L **********

Great of you, possible 'estrangement' or no.

Kiddies are wonderful, but. . .handful springs t'mind.

As for the snake, got me beat. One of my granddaughters had a pet snake. No, thank you!!

Love your creations, my friend.

You!

xOx Phyllis xOx

Reviewed by Richard Cederberg
Reviewed on June 2, 2011
A cool pic. The animals you chose crack me up. When I camp I take along fishing gear, binoculars, camera, and a Kukri. Also a bag of kibbles so the racoons don't eat the fish. Ha! richard

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on June 2, 2011
Ho, Ho, Ho! You got this half right. For some strange reason, Mean Tall Woman thinks the critters eat better, have better sleeping arrangments, and get more attention than she does. I keep telling her she'll always be 'Number One!'



And she still nags me about that poor orphaned little baby snake that I snuck under her pillow to get warm.


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