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Beached whale...?
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I don’t know for sure, Is this a beached whale on the shore, Or is it a sumo wrestler out for a tan, Other than not having a top, I can’t even tell if it’s a man… That face looks a bit blue, Is it dead, tell me, will you, Maybe it’s being used to keep the ocean at bay, Oh what the hell, I can’t tell either way…

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Reviewed by Annabel Sheila

Reviewed on June 18, 2011

Oh my! Poor soul....whenever I see a person morbidly obese all I can think about is emotional problems....and I wonder what it is that makes them dislike themselves so much they'd let this happen....cute poem.....

Anna

Reviewed by Patrick Granfors

Reviewed on June 17, 2011

This is an obvious example of ninja beach gas syndrome. He's actually anorexic but his corn dog lunch is about to off gas. You are fortunate to have escaped. Patrick

Reviewed by TONY NERONE

Reviewed on June 17, 2011

There is a lot of beer in that guy, He is probably sleeping it off. A serious matter but you made it humorous, Ed, Kudos to you,
Peace
Tony

Reviewed by Ronald Hull

Reviewed on June 17, 2011

Is that yo? Man, iI hardly recognized you now that you've got a six pack.

Ron

Reviewed by Tom poesyco.th@gmail.com

Reviewed on June 17, 2011

ED .... GREAT 'SELF-PORTRAIT'!

THAT POOR SOB IS ABOUT TO 'POP' .... MAKES MINE MINISCULE!

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader)

Reviewed on June 17, 2011

Hah! I bet he hasn't seen "it" in twenty years.

Reviewed by Mr. Ed

Reviewed on June 17, 2011

You obviously haven't seen the movie trailer yet for 'Alien - Seven.' It takes place on the beach in Sea Isle City, where thousands of tiny aliens, the size of little sand fleas, burst out of that guy's stomach and quickly hitch rides back to the homes of all the beach visitors, and then quickly burrow into their ear canals - where they now lay thousands of eggs of their own!

And you thought the beach was safe...

Reviewed by Vivian Dawson

Reviewed on June 16, 2011

Fact or fiction
the intent of
this sad picture
~Ed~
perhaps of a
medical problem

Lady Vivian

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