AuthorsDen.com   Join | Login    
Where Authors and Readers come together!

SIGNED BOOKS    AUTHORS    BOOKS    SAMPLE CHAPTERS    AUDIOBOOKS    eBOOKS    STORIES    ARTICLES    POETRY    BLOGS    NEWS    VIDEOS    SUCCESS    TESTIMONIALS

Featured Authors:  Patricia Hilliard, iTichaona Chinyelu, iKarin Adams, iMyra Darwish, iCheri Clifton, iMary Lynn Plaisance, iRiley Blake, iLloydene Hill, iTom Kitt, iD.E.Z. Butler, i

  Home > Humor > Poetry        Popular: Books, Stories, Articles, Poetry        Authors: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z     

Ed Matlack

 Follow Me  

· Contact Me
· Poetry
· Stories
· Blog
· Messages
· 6,048 Titles
· 45,923 Reviews
· Save to My Library
· Share with Friends!
·
Member Since: Aug, 2003

Ed Matlack, click here to update your pages on AuthorsDen.



More on the Family Ed...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
   Rated "G" by the Author.
Share   Print  Save   Follow   Share on Facebook


Poem Artwork


 

There once was a man named Ed, Ed and Ed
The triplets seem to think they're not well-bred
Their Ma must have strung them
From one end and then hung them
'Cuz their color has drained to their other end.

 

(c) Carolyn Red Bear, 2009
all rights reserved

-------------------------------------------------------------------

Carolyn did of our family write,

Back in 09’ before I got my blight,

Certainly we were then a threesome of Ed’s

The old man, Edvard, the next oldest, Pee-wee,

And the cutest & youngest of the group was of course me…

 

That tree represents all that is our family,

Thick, long-lasting & tall,

But you’ll note with no top,

Just like the rest of us, no brains,

With nothing up there, our necks have no strain…J

 

On Labor day we will all meet at Cousin Pats place,

To get there has become a great race,

My motorhome taking the extreme lead,

Pee-wee in his Exploder, carrying his mutts,

As well as the entire load of doggy feed…J

 

Keep up with this short series,

If you have any queries,

Feel free to put them forth,

And one of us will answer with at least a theory…J

 

 

 

 


Want to review or comment on this poem?


Need a FREE Reader Membership?


 Reviews of "More on the Family Ed..."
Reviewed by Patrick Granfors
Reviewed on July 6, 2011
It's a sad day when the cutest of the bunch has a face only a mother could love. Ma must be one softhearted old bird, either that or she needs new glasses. Cuz Patrick

Reviewed by Annabel Sheila
Reviewed on July 4, 2011
Giggle....sounds like there won't be a dull moment at cousin Pat's place.....have fun Ed, Ed and Ed! giggle

Anna

Reviewed by Rose Rideout
Reviewed on July 2, 2011
Cute Ed but your Ma is going to be upset with you saying you guys got no brains.

Newfie Hugs, Rose

Reviewed by TONY NERONE
Reviewed on July 2, 2011
Nicely written,Ed.
Peace
Tony

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader)
Reviewed on July 2, 2011
Hah!!!!!


New Poetry by Ed Matlack
Popular Poetry (Humor)
  1.  Little Folk, Cousins Make A Pit Stop
  2.  If I Could Be A Super Hero
  3.  Fried Chicken
  4.  An Adventurous Reinterpretation of Mid
  5.  Like Ducks in Paper Trousers
  6.  Laughing As I Flee...
  7.  A Salt and Batter
  8.  Amazing Grapes
  9.  Newfangled Things
  10.  Milkman's letter
  11.  A Writer Named Ron
  12.  Ode to Spamophobia
  13.  The Last Second
  14.  Porky Pig And Daffy Duck
  15.  My First Heart Attack
  16.  Houston Greats
  17.  Atlanta Belle
  18.  Burst Forth
  19.  Flocking
  20.  Bad Boy
Free Book Review Program
Select a book to read and review today!

What You Should Know About B.A.N.F.F. by RickthePoetWarrior

Light-headed prose about "living in a postcard” residents and their mountainous egos.  
Member BookAds

What You Should Know About B.A.N.F.F. by RickthePoetWarrior

Light-headed prose about "living in a postcard” residents and their mountainous egos.  
Member BookAds

Homer's Ill Iliad and Odd Sea Odyssey by Jay Dubya

Homer's Ill Iliad & Odd Sea Odyssey (420 pages) is an adult satire/parody rewrite of the classic stories of the 10 year Trojan War and of the 10 year adventure of Odysseus trying to return home to his native Ithaca.  
Member BookAds