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Evacuation humor...?
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told to evacuate

told to go to someones house & wait

told them I did, all my someones live near the beach

told then to stay in my camper

all shelters are full

what good is having a shelter

if it is full two full days before its needed

what are they doing, taking reservations?


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 Reviews of "Evacuation humor...?"
Reviewed by Annabel Sheila
Reviewed on August 29, 2011
giggle....although this is really a sad state of affairs, I'm glad to see you still have your sense of humour! Irene is pounding our city with heavy winds right now....lots of power outages, but no one hurt...so far...

Anna

Reviewed by Vivian Dawson
Reviewed on August 28, 2011
Certainly Prayers in Abundance!!
~Ed~
Coming Your Way, Catch them if You can!!!

Lady Vivian

Reviewed by Paul Berube
Reviewed on August 27, 2011
Stay safe, Ed.

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on August 27, 2011
Thank you all for your input but going anywhere without money is kind of hard...I have gas in the car so I "can" go if needed but again where do I go...Ed

Reviewed by Richard King
Reviewed on August 27, 2011
Ed, take it from one who has been through 3 direct hits and the outskirts of Andrew, you need to take this storm seriously. Pack your shit and head inland. NOW!!! ...and even then you may be too late, the roads will be jammed, if they aren't already. On second thought, don't take the time to pack.... it's only stuff,,,, just take that camper and go. Good luck. Dick

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader)
Reviewed on August 27, 2011
I have a feeling by the time it get up there where you are, the thing isn't going to be all that much.

Reviewed by Linda Hill
Reviewed on August 27, 2011
Ed,
Stay safe, my friend. You are in my prayers and thoughts. Hope you find somewhere to go out of danger.

Blessings to you,
~Linda

Reviewed on August 27, 2011
Good Lord, Ed. Stay safe -- praying for you! :(

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Reviewed by A PAX
Reviewed on August 27, 2011
Go to a hotel in Bergen County, get out of there, look up pet friendly hotels, take your puppy, take your pc, and a change of underware....just move yourself out of there!!!!!!

Reviewed on August 27, 2011
Please stay safe, Ed; know you are ever in my prayers/thoughts, especially now ...

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Texas, Karen Lynn. :(


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