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Hendrix, egg nog & pot...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Wish I had photoshop, I could've put egg nog in that pic...




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A combination for this old sot,

No worse or better than a lot,

Surely gonna be hitting early my cot,

Damn, but this egg nog hits the proverbial spot…

 

Cruisin’ to the tunes,

Smokin’ cause it’s Friday,

Rockin’ the boons,

Serenading the local raccoons,

If I didn’t know better,

I’d think life was just a cartoon…

 

 
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 Reviews of "Hendrix, egg nog & pot..."
Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on October 30, 2011
Never liked that raw egg shit.

Ron
Reviewed by Patrick Granfors
Reviewed on October 24, 2011
Purple Haze wins again. Always a favorite. Patrick
Reviewed by Annabel Sheila
Reviewed on October 24, 2011
Sounds like you were havin' a great time, Ed! Good on ya'! giggle

Anna
Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on October 22, 2011
I should have known it was you. I was just on a website called 'Raccoons Have Rights, Too' - and man, are they complaining about some guy in Jersey blasting loud music all night.

PS: Be Careful, several black bears are telling the raccoons that they're gonna take care of the problem for them.
Reviewed by William Bonilla
Reviewed on October 21, 2011
Close,
Specially after a few good Toke
Kool Write Ed
Peace Brother

William
Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader)
Reviewed on October 21, 2011
Jimi and Ed and the racoons . . . Of course it's a cartoon . . . Gotta love it . . .
Reviewed by Kay P Devenish
Reviewed on October 21, 2011

Yeh,I can relate...if my life was a cartoon I think The Simpsons
would be it.
Love and best wishes
from
Kay
Reviewed by Tirzah Goodwin
Reviewed on October 21, 2011
You want me to put an egg or egg nog in his hair for you? I can do that. :) Tirz
Reviewed by jude forese
Reviewed on October 21, 2011
well, isn't it?
Reviewed by Paul Berube
Reviewed on October 21, 2011
You're on a roll, Ed. Have yourself a great weekend.
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