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Saying hey...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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no longer amongst the missing

still going through withdraw

off of me it is pissing

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Stopped in to say hey,

Just for a few minutes today,

Had the use of a laptop,

From a friend across the way...

 

Hope all is well,

My computer is on the mend,

Ready to be sent back to me,

The computer doc said second hand smoke,

Of the herb variety had gotten it down,

So now I have to feed it anti-depressants,

Sharing mine is how I am bound...

 
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 Reviews of "Saying hey..."
Reviewed by jude forese
Reviewed on December 5, 2011
first time i've heard of a stoned computer but there's always a first ;)
Reviewed by Kate Burnside
Reviewed on December 5, 2011
LOL!!! I swear mine gets through half my bottles of Rioja, too! Either my lappy or my dog (perhaps that's why she's always sleeping...) Guess having to ask to share a friend's is the last straw... :)) xx
Reviewed by Annabel Sheila
Reviewed on December 5, 2011
Giggle...glad to hear you're still around Ed!

Anna
Reviewed by larry linville
Reviewed on December 5, 2011
hope you get it before Christmas so you can change your "Hey, Hey, Hey," to "Ho, Ho, Ho.'
Reviewed by Richard King
Reviewed on December 5, 2011
Hey? That hay looks suspiciously like straw.... None-the-less, it's good to hear from you. Looking forward to regular postings soon.

Dick
Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on December 5, 2011
Hey Back, Bro. And Hey, maybe you should smoke Hay instead of that Herb. It's a lot cheaper, and it makes a cozy warm bed when sleepin out in the woods on cold nights.
Reviewed by Paul Berube
Reviewed on December 5, 2011
Second hand smoke, huh? Good one, Ed.
Reviewed by Patrick Granfors
Reviewed on December 4, 2011
Hey hay hey
Hay hey hay

Your choice. cuz p

Tell yer computer not to inhale.
Reviewed by Vivian Dawson
Reviewed on December 4, 2011
Make "hey" while the sun shines
on technical gadgets!!!

Lady Vivian
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