His Explorer did finally die,
And I know the reason why,
You see it was a Ford product,
Rarely do they last,
Better for him to just let it pass…
A new remanufacture engine,
The trans in pretty good shape,
But better to run those pieces of junk on Gin,
Lasted longer it might have, all around a situational win…
Without a vehicle, Mr. Ed can’t help dogs & cats,
So if you are rich, make a donation to him,
He really does need something to drive,
Something that he & the animals can in arrive…
Share
Print
Save
Follow
P...O...S... 'PIECE OF SHIT !!!
BACK IN WW DEUCE ... 'TWAS A WORK-HORSE ...
NOW - A FANCY-SMANCY, BELLS N' WHISTLES ...
'SOCKER-MOM' SHOW-PIECE !
GLAD OLE PEEWEE RIGHTED THE WRONGS
YEW DUN 2 OLE GREENIE!
SAY 10 'MEA CULPAS' ...
SPIN AROUND 10 TIMES ...
CLICK YER HEELS ...
AND WAKE UP ... BACK IN ... JOISEY ...
CESSPOOL OF MANHATTAN !!!
I have a 1996 Mercury Grand Marquis with 259,618 miles on it. That's over 1/4 of a million miles. I wouldn't trade it in on an even swap for a brand new rice burning, unemployment creating, recession causing foreign product ever. REAL AMERICANS BUY AMERICAN!
Anna
Rarely do they last
Huh??!! 300,000 Miles of Lasting Power - took me Coast To Coast, from Boston To San Francisco - helped rescue and transport tons of animals - hauled my fishing boat to the Great Northwood - and often transported dear old Ma to church.
And your vile attack has inspired me to pen an 'Ode To Good Old Greenie' this morning. You could have at least had the decency to get his color right in your god-awful photo.
PS: And when you're collecting all these donations for Pee Wee's New Pet Mobile, please stress that no Jeeps will even be considered for Greenie's replacement - I need a reliable ride.