So, I hear you died,

If not, then someone lied,

They said you fell into the French fryer,

Should I take it then that you left us fried…?

Will I recognize you when in heaven I see you,

Which type of fry do you resemble,

McDonalds is the easiest to identify,

Though there are all styles of the fry…

Are you lean or full of fat,

Or when you hit the fryer did you go splat,

Were you cremated, burned unrecognizable,

Or was a spatula used to make you flat…?

© ed J 6/17/12