Oooh, that smarts,

I can understand the pain,

But why in the hell,

Am I getting all these farts…

I hate getting a buzz,

Then trying to walk,

Even into my bedroom,

Only several small feet away,

I have a hard enough time trying to talk…

But to the bedroom I did of it make,

Seem forever to get there did it take,

And regards falling down steps,

Where the hell did that come from,

There are NO inside steps in my camper,

Just making the joke,

So don’t get upset, though on your laugh I,

Won’t put a damper…J