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Gold Rolled...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Relax, sit back, sip some wine & take a hit with me...

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Papers bought,

Killer pot sought,

Once found,

Rolling the gold round…J

 

Some drink beer,

I don’t even come near,

Some sip wine,

Mostly all I do is whine…J

 

Got a buzz,

At home, not worried bout the fuzz,

Wish I could do it with my bro’ in Illinois,

Or from Merlyn, my old fart of a cur cuzz…J

 
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 Reviews of "Gold Rolled..."
Reviewed by D. Vegas (Reader)
Reviewed on August 1, 2012
Can't smoke that stuff anymore---Carol is right you are a character!

Deborah
Reviewed by Lily of Lough Neagh C. Dennis-Woosley
Reviewed on August 1, 2012
LOL! Hmmm, I would just like to sit around and watch you! You are such a character Ed...

Love and Light
Lily
Reviewed by Jane Noponen Perinacci
Reviewed on July 31, 2012
I'd love to party with you!

Love ya!

Jane
Reviewed by Budd Nelson
Reviewed on July 31, 2012
got the munchies yet my friend.
budd
Reviewed by Paul Berube
Reviewed on July 31, 2012
Sounds like you had a good time, Ed.
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