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Gold Rolled...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Relax, sit back, sip some wine & take a hit with me...

Papers bought, Killer pot sought, Once found, Rolling the gold round…J Some drink beer, I don’t even come near, Some sip wine, Mostly all I do is whine…J Got a buzz, At home, not worried bout the fuzz, Wish I could do it with my bro’ in Illinois, Or from Merlyn, my old fart of a cur cuzz…J

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Reviews of "Gold Rolled..."

Reviewed by D. Vegas (Reader)

Reviewed on August 1, 2012

Can't smoke that stuff anymore---Carol is right you are a character!

Deborah

Reviewed by Lily of Lough Neagh C. Dennis-Woosley

Reviewed on August 1, 2012

LOL! Hmmm, I would just like to sit around and watch you! You are such a character Ed...

Love and Light
Lily

Reviewed by Jane Noponen Perinacci

Reviewed on July 31, 2012

I'd love to party with you!

Love ya!

Jane

Reviewed by Budd Nelson

Reviewed on July 31, 2012

got the munchies yet my friend.
budd

Reviewed by Paul Berube

Reviewed on July 31, 2012

Sounds like you had a good time, Ed.

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