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Blow Job...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Been away for a bit, hope this gets me UP to date...;-)

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Home from work,

All sweaty & hot,

Needing a blow job,

I went right to my cot…

 

Stripped down naked,

And laid on my back,

Sweat dripping on the bed,

Oh yes I got what I needed, head…

 

On I did turn the air conditioner,

As well as the oscillating fan,

Then I felt the pure comfort,

Of that which I did need,

A cooling blow job from the A/C & the fan…J

 

 
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 Reviews of "Blow Job..."
Reviewed by Morgan Merriweather
Reviewed on August 9, 2012
HA!...hehehe
Reviewed by Clarence Prince
Reviewed on August 8, 2012
In this, you are without a doubt a humorist, Ed! Why? You certainly know how to get us laughing!
Reviewed by Jane Noponen Perinacci
Reviewed on August 3, 2012
You are a wild man!

Love ya!

Jane
Reviewed by Annabel Sheila
Reviewed on August 3, 2012
Of course the title drew me in...giggle....you're toooo funny, Ed! Hope it was good for you....giggle

Anna
Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on August 3, 2012
Ouch! How the hell do you reach that ceiling fan - on a ladder??!!
Reviewed by Susan de Vegter
Reviewed on August 2, 2012
very funny ed. Great big smiles too!
susan
Reviewed by Budd Nelson
Reviewed on August 2, 2012
only kind i would be getting lol
budd
Reviewed by D. Vegas (Reader)
Reviewed on August 2, 2012
Only you could have written this, ED!

Deborah
Reviewed by Lily of Lough Neagh C. Dennis-Woosley
Reviewed on August 2, 2012
Ha ha ha ha ha, uhm... yes good thing for A.C. lol

Good one Ed

Love and Light
Lily
Reviewed by Paul Berube
Reviewed on August 2, 2012
Yep; the heat's most definitely getting to you, my friend. ;-)
Well done.
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