First nude sunbathing,

In his backyard,

Not covering up his thing,

Even the dogs look the other way,

Neighbors during the day away stay…J

Snow they got in Chicago land,

Out in it naked he does stand,

His snowblower attached to his back end gland,

His wife won’t have to worry about track marks,

Ain’t that just so freakin’ grand…J

Ma sends her love, says he has a cute butt,

I swear to god I just think he is a disgusting slut,

With a body like that this picture is just so much smut,

Don’t ya feel sorry for his poor wife, sleeping anywhere near that gut…J