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For refusing to prepare the master's dinner...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Hung by her wrists,

Her hands balled up in fists,

Must have been on many a list,

Innocence she claims, in fact she insists…

 

If you don’t like the women’s punishment,

You will certainly not believe the men’s,

This is where the expression,

Hang him from his balls, came from,

For telling you all this I could this punishment receive,

But you all seem like good Joe’s, at least from here I do of you perceive…

 

So use caution ladies,

This punishment did return,

So herein you will hopefully learn,

Make dinner for your husband and don’t of it burn…J

© ed J 1/2013

 


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 Reviews of "For refusing to prepare the master's dinner..."
Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on January 29, 2013
For Shame. Ma says she's gonna head over to your place, and hang you by your you know what - like she used to do to you when we were kids - Yikes!

Reviewed by Vivian Dawson
Reviewed on January 28, 2013
Ha! Beware the
poison
of a good cook!

Lady Vivian

Reviewed by Karen McKeever
Reviewed on January 28, 2013
LOL! The next dinner she serves you with a smile and a glass of gatorade.....DON'T DRINK THE GATORADE!!!! LOL! Great one, Ed.

Love and Dreams,
Karen

Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on January 28, 2013
Dinner is served and you are half-baked. ;-)

Mama told you not to smoke, Mama told you not to toke… See where it got thee?

Ron

Reviewed by Paul Berube
Reviewed on January 28, 2013
You're something else, Ed.

Reviewed on January 28, 2013
You are funny, I do hope this isn't the
expected result if dinner is not appreciated :)

Glad I'm a good cook!

Love and Light
Lily

Reviewed by Budd Nelson
Reviewed on January 28, 2013
whoa what a way to get dinner made
budd

Reviewed on January 27, 2013
This is why I refuse to cook, Ed! (lol)

Love ya!

Jane

Reviewed by lois christensen
Reviewed on January 27, 2013
ha ha, very funny, but it's o.k. i'm used to you by now, Ed.


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