To drive in New Jersey can be quite hard,

At least sometimes to this writing bard,

GPS is a waste, the state keeps changing,

Driving in Jersey Is hard core ranging…J

Watch out for New Yorkers,

Most of them to me are just porkers,

No license should they have ever,

Driving with them on the road is quite the endeavor…J

Most NJ drivers give you the Jersey wave,

The middle finger is used without thought,

To be honest I rarely use it myself,

Some people out there carry guns, & I am just not that brave…J

So if you drive through NJ,

Do so at your own risk,

Take a deep cleansing breath,

Get through as fast as you can,

And listen to a calming compact disc…J