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Gettin' Blown...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Far too much its been running, Sticks out and gets its sunning, Holds my glasses in place, Hooked as well to my ears, Just in case… Gettin’ blown, Is my nose, Boy is it ever flowin’, Through my mustache, And on to my lip, The snot runs down, Into my drink when I take a sip…

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Reviews of "Gettin' Blown..."

Reviewed by D. Vegas (Reader)

Reviewed on March 1, 2013

What a character you are!

Always,

Deborah

Reviewed by Jane Noponen Perinacci

Reviewed on February 28, 2013

Ed Matlack!!! You are too much.....LOL!!!

Love ya!

Jane

Reviewed by Lily of Lough Neagh C. Dennis-Woosley

Reviewed on February 28, 2013

BLEH! lol
thank you for such a wonderful visual

Love and Light
Lily

Reviewed by Tom poesyco.th@gmail.com

Reviewed on February 28, 2013

Instead of a BJ...
yera gettin an NJ ... NOSE JOB !

YUCK !!!

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