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Oh Shit...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Okay, well, looks like snow,

But for sure and certain they still don’t know,

To look at the map above,

Tomorrow or the next day will be a day for gloves…

 

Glad I did my little shopping,

Everybody that is anybody,

Was out buying all the bread & milk,

I was just there for my monthly of food bilk…

 

But we are not slated for much,

Though when they say that one can get scared & such,

They are never right, nor wrong, or so they say,

One way or the other its gonna be a hell of a day...

 

(at least by the weekend it will all melt away, gonna be in the mid 50s, thank you)

 


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 Reviews of "Oh Shit..."
Reviewed on March 6, 2013
And there you have it...
Preparedness is the best teacher...

Love and Light
Lily

Reviewed by Paul Berube
Reviewed on March 6, 2013
Well said, Ed.

Reviewed by Erin Kelly-Moen
Reviewed on March 5, 2013
Oooh-kay,then! I've probably had more snow here in AZ than you've seen all winter, Ed! Ha!

Reviewed on March 5, 2013
Ed! You are too crazy. You should be arrested. LOL!!!!!

Love ya!

Jane

Reviewed by Budd Nelson
Reviewed on March 5, 2013
cold on any account at the beach
budd

Reviewed by George Carroll
Reviewed on March 5, 2013
You nailed it Ed


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