Scuse me,
Same smell, different hole,
Better to burp than fart,
To burp is more than just an art…J
Better out than in,
Ain’t my humor a sin,
Wouldn’t be able to on stage get a fin,
But you only got to read it,
For you it’s a win-win…J
The gas comes up,
The gas goes down,
Wherever it makes its exit,
As long as you are not near,
Then you ain’t got nothin’ to fear…J
Love ya!
Jane
Then you ain’t got nothin’ to fear…"
And some still wonder why I ran away from home at such an early age, brother!
budd
Ron
" Do you mind if we smoke?"--to which I replied
" Go ahead as I intend to burp and fart in total freedom as well"
Some how I offended them??-LOL-loved your poem Ed