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Hawt in Joisey...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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105 on Thursday...


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The sun, SHINING,

The clouds, NON-EXISTANT,

The sky, BRIGHT BLUE,

The rain, FAR IN THE FUTURE…

 

The heat, SCORCHING,

THE temp, TOMORROW -105-

The Outlook, MORE OF THE SAME,

Even the ocean following the weather main,

75 degrees in the sea,

Mother Nature, of man, is really torching…

 

Electric usage doubled & more,

Electric company won’t this summer be poor,

Air conditioners in every window,

Can’t take off anything more to keep cool,

Unless I become a voyeur…J


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 Reviews of "Hawt in Joisey..."
Reviewed by m j hollingshead
Reviewed on July 23, 2013
hot in Okie, mosquitos too, whew!

Reviewed by Lark Pogue
Reviewed on July 19, 2013
Hot here in Texas, too. And of course those bedamned mosquitos.
L

Reviewed by George Carroll
Reviewed on July 18, 2013
Amen

Reviewed by E Phillips
Reviewed on July 18, 2013
Gotta budget about $4500 per year to stay cool in Fla.
One day without a/c is one day too much.

Reviewed by Mary Ann Biddinger
Reviewed on July 18, 2013
~Ed~
Love the Snoopy pic. Hot!! in Pa.
Watermelon in my snack dish! Keep cool!

Lady Mary Ann

Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on July 18, 2013
Having lived “up nort” I know that if you don't have A/C when the dog days of summer arrive, it can be a bitch to sleep in your sweat at night.

As for the last line… I say, “Good!” Sure as hell wouldn't want you to be an exhibitionist! Would probably tear the damn sun apart! You already broke all the surveillance cameras when they saw you, neked, in your abode.

Ron

Reviewed on July 18, 2013
It is extremely hot here as well. Go join a nudist colony!

Love ya!

Jane

Reviewed by D. Vegas (Reader)
Reviewed on July 18, 2013
Everywhere there is extreme heat, Stay cool Ed.

Always,

Deborah

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on July 18, 2013
I thought you were a Voyeur all year long??!!

And please don't wander around naked again or dear old Ma will be getting those nasty calls from your neighbors again.

Reviewed by Paul Berube
Reviewed on July 17, 2013
Hawt indeed.


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