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The dog next door...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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...musing, ranting & rambling with & without sanity...


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Knows my schedule probably better than me’z,

She barks on the dot of five,

Waking me from my afternoon slumber,

Next it’s a short ten minute walk,

Then in my fantastical world,

I do swing from the branches in the trees,

On imaginary vines,

And write a lot of nonsensical rhyming (sometimes) lines…J

 

I pass the roach to my imaginary friend,

And have to wonder again what it’s like in the end,

Will I ever actually see mom & dad again,

Will the light refracting from Mars,

Ever show me a UFO flying here from the stars…J

 

At a loss I may be of my mental faculties,

Will the world die for the lack of bees,

Why is it I can never find my keys,

Wish I had to eat some thinly sliced cheese,

Better yet some drugs to eradicate this insanity, please…J


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 Reviews of "The dog next door..."
Reviewed by Paul Berube
Reviewed on August 18, 2013
Give it time, Ed.

Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on August 17, 2013
Points well made, Ed. Love and peace,

Regis

Reviewed on August 16, 2013
The laws are changing and soon you will be able to get a prescription for that ride on the "Magic Bus"!

Love ya!

Jane

Reviewed by Lark Pogue
Reviewed on August 16, 2013
Several of us are waiting on that drug; the only one that helps as all is illegal.
Though Eric Holder is trying,
In Texas there still is no buying.
Your license they do take away
Even though it keeps the demons at bay.

Reviewed by Walt Hardester
Reviewed on August 15, 2013
To have the cheese thinly sliced, one must cut it first....
Despair not......The pharmaceutical companies are working overtime just for you Ed.

~W~


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