My stomach not up to snuff,

 I didn't eat much bad stuff,

 Mostly some things I bought off the cuff,

 When my stomach bothers me I tend to be kind of gruff…

Should I smoke a bone,

Making me feel better in my tummy,

But then again it’s kind of boring when I’m all alone,

Geez I surely do wish I could have back when yuchy, my mummy…

Oh well, will just tonight on the internet, read,

Had a bike ride earlier trying to with my stomach plead,

Please don’t feel badly, don’t get sick again tomorrow,

I swear I wish I still drank, right now would feel great,

A shot or two of gin of the variety sloe…J