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Pink Unicorn...
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I smoked a bone, Then sat outside my home, Then through the yard came scampering, A pink unicorn with wings that needed pampering… It skipped and it jumped, And tripped over an old stump, Leaving on its nose a big lump, Then to show how upset it was, in my yard it left a big pink dump… So if this unicorn does come to your place, Be sure to treat it kindly, Or for you as well, It will leave a big pink trace…J

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Reviewed by D. Vegas (Reader)

Reviewed on August 26, 2013

Another thing that Ed saw, it does look like a llama too!

Always,

Deborah

Reviewed by Regis Auffray

Reviewed on August 24, 2013

Quite an encounter, Ed; oh the wonders that the "weed" can elicit in one's mind. Love and peace,

Regis

Reviewed by Ronald Hull

Reviewed on August 24, 2013

Looks like a llama to me, all gussied up in a pink disguise. What some people will do when they have too much time on their hands.

Ron

Reviewed by Jane Noponen Perinacci

Reviewed on August 24, 2013

It did come to my house one day as well and left me a bag of pink cotton candy for my munchies!

Love ya!

Jane

Reviewed by Lark Pogue

Reviewed on August 24, 2013

Very original. I want what you smoked.
L

Reviewed by Paul Berube

Reviewed on August 24, 2013

Quite the imagination, Ed. Good write.

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