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She is THE Best
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Why is it that women remember the past so well...?

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Yes, she is the best,
All others are less,
She came over today as a guest,
And did bring with her a used but very nice desk,
Again I have got to say she is the BEST,
Except when she is a pain in the ass & a pest...

We've been soulmates since the ripe young age of seven,
Took our first communion together in grade second,
She tells me that in high school we went to a freshman dance,
Don't know if there was any romance,
As I don't even remember being with her or taking any chance...

Why is it she remembers all "OUR" times,
And I have no memory of it except for rhymes,
I've asked her forgiveness for this lack of memory, crime,
And I will pay her back with a roll of dimes...

ed - 6/11/14

[Sorry, the pic is NOT my desk as mine is white with wood looking contact paper on the top & sides...I really love it...)  

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 Reviews of "She is THE Best"
Reviewed by Ray { The Great Canadian Buzzard }
Reviewed on June 13, 2014
Sounds like you got a real good friend there Ed, they are hard to find hang on to her!
Great write as always The Buzzard
Reviewed by Patrick Granfors
Reviewed on June 12, 2014
It's genetic. That and a few reefers. Cuz p
Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on June 12, 2014
Simple explanation. Her brain is not fried by drugs. You'd be surprised what you can remember when clear of those contaminants.

I'm glad that you're grateful to have her come around, especially as a guest and not a pest

Ron
Reviewed by Michael Schafer
Reviewed on June 12, 2014
Sounds like she's the best pest.

Michael D.
Reviewed by Annabel Sheila
Reviewed on June 12, 2014
Giggle...even if you can't remember how it started...at least she's still around...

Anna
Reviewed by Tom poesyco.th@gmail.com
Reviewed on June 12, 2014
EWE ? CALLING HER A PEST ???

IF THAT AINT THE POT CALLING THE KETTLE BLACK...
I DONT KNOW WHAT IS !!!

GOT UR MESSAGE & INFO... WE WILL SEE !
Reviewed by Sandie May Joyce (Sandie Angel)
Reviewed on June 12, 2014
If your desk is similar to this...is great. Most old desks are made of hard solid wood, and not like those new ones made of pressed woods. However, there are things that money can't buy, such as a gift from a long time friend such as yours.

Sandie
Reviewed by Budd Nelson
Reviewed on June 12, 2014
i am glad you have her and your desk sounds great
budd
Reviewed by Jane Noponen Perinacci
Reviewed on June 11, 2014
I hate to see any of our men and women dying while defending this country.

Love ya!

Jane
Reviewed by lois christensen
Reviewed on June 11, 2014
Nice write and sharing of our times....Happy for Rene!
Reviewed by John Domino
Reviewed on June 11, 2014
One FUNNY poetic write!

Sometimes the past is fuzzy except for those really good times and unfortunately the very worst of times as well. Dam, I wish I could forget those...

Reviewed by m j hollingshead
Reviewed on June 11, 2014

enjoyed the read, glad to see you writing again
Reviewed by Jerry Bolton
Reviewed on June 11, 2014
Yeah, your crap is still crap.
Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on June 11, 2014
Sweet sentiments well-expressed, Ed. Best friends are the best! Love and peace to you,

Regis
Reviewed by D. Vegas (Reader)
Reviewed on June 11, 2014
Ed, This had me laughing!

Always,

Deborah
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