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Virtual joint...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Wanna with me, smoke,
Just a short one, go on, take a toke,
To drink? I got Wild Cherry coke,
If you nod off I’ll give you a poke…

It is pretty early in the morning,
For all we smoked I am mourning,
Less for me in the long run,
But damn wasn’t this night bitchin’ fun…

We’ll get together again, soon,
I hope you will learn by then not to bogart that joint,
Pass it on, that is my only point,
Next time bring some with you, then me you won’t disappoint…
© me – 6/23/14

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 Reviews of "Virtual joint..."
Reviewed by audrine max
Reviewed on June 23, 2014
ahahah.. great poem. all smiles here. i'm with ms. jane. ahaha

Reviewed by jude forese
Reviewed on June 23, 2014
kicks ass ... pass it on ;)

Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on June 23, 2014
Still passing time with smoking sublime. My, my…

Ron

Reviewed on June 23, 2014
Sing this to the tune of "Row Row Row Your Boat":

Roll roll roll your joint
Pass it down the line
Take a toke
Hold your smoke
Blow your fuckin' mind


Love ya!

Jane

Reviewed on June 23, 2014
A morning joint for you so you can feel happy for the rest of the day. It's a better way to start the day, Ed?

Sandie

Reviewed on June 23, 2014
Funny little ditty Ed I enjoyed it Thanks for sharing!
Canadian Buzzard

Reviewed by E Phillips
Reviewed on June 23, 2014
Great start to a new week!


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