His appearance he does change on a regular basis,
Never does he stay as one look; never is he in singular stasis,
He hangs around with dogs & cats,
Must tell you of his feelings of self-loathing,
Rarely in pictures do you see him posing…
Never does he with water bathe,
Unless he is out with his mutts or trying to another save,
And it rains or he crawls around in sewer pipes,
Ma says about taking baths he always gripes,
I remember when we was kids & he had a different room,
It was like the back room & I was in the front, and man you could smell him,
Because all the time he’s so freakin’ RIPE…
When we wuz kids ur Ma & my Ma tried to hide away all those wonderful pics
from the Fambly Albums for safe-keeping, for fear that others would turn green
with jealousy.
So glad that nun of mine survived the flood. Else ewe two wood be
granting me "bragging rights" ... as tha handsomest Cuzin in tha world.
We also wuz taught that "cleanliness was next to Godliness" ...
& Ivory soap wuz real cheap & 99 & 44/100's % Pure!
Somehow I guess youse guyz from Appalachia just didnt get the message huh ?
Who sent you my Wedding Picture?? Was it Ma or my spouse??
I remember that day extremely well. An hour before the service, I was still inside that sewer pipe pulling out those adorable little orphaned puppies. But I made it to the church on time - gave four pups to my loving wife as a Wedding present, and gave one to the Preacher, too!
And you can blame dear old Ma for not being invited to my wedding - she was afraid that you would Moon everyone - again.
Homer's Ill Iliad & Odd Sea Odyssey (420 pages) is an adult satire/parody rewrite of the classic stories of the 10 year Trojan War and of the 10 year adventure of Odysseus trying to return home to his native Ithaca.
A naïve councilman and a down-on-her-luck single mom try to save their county’s last stand of forest from greedy developers and a dysfunctional government.
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Please stop befor the pictures turn nude.
Michael D.
When we wuz kids ur Ma & my Ma tried to hide away all those wonderful pics
from the Fambly Albums for safe-keeping, for fear that others would turn green
with jealousy.
So glad that nun of mine survived the flood. Else ewe two wood be
granting me "bragging rights" ... as tha handsomest Cuzin in tha world.
We also wuz taught that "cleanliness was next to Godliness" ...
& Ivory soap wuz real cheap & 99 & 44/100's % Pure!
Somehow I guess youse guyz from Appalachia just didnt get the message huh ?
I remember that day extremely well. An hour before the service, I was still inside that sewer pipe pulling out those adorable little orphaned puppies. But I made it to the church on time - gave four pups to my loving wife as a Wedding present, and gave one to the Preacher, too!
And you can blame dear old Ma for not being invited to my wedding - she was afraid that you would Moon everyone - again.