Sheesh. For some reason, bubba, this reminded me of Halloween with the infamous Lord Incubus - Georg Mateos. I remember his horrid menu at the Swedish castle that year: blood meatballs and eels and half-squished eyeballs marinara.
Tire squashed eels! Now that's a treat! Don't believe I've ever seen any, but I did see a lot of gators looking like tires along the road to Cape Canaveral one time. And I've seen plenty of squashed turtles for a lifetime along with armadillos here in Texas. But the tastiest of all, you forget, is skunk stew. You have to have a strong constitution, once you get past the smell, it's wonderful, doesn't taste a bit like chicken.
Thirteen Sick Tasteless Classics, Part II is adult literature featuring adult language and situations that satirizes thirteen famous novellas and short stories. It is Jay Dubya's sixteenth ebook.
Deputy Dave Jenkins sets out to find the murderer of the local high school principal, aided by a voice from the grave that is sometimes helpful and sometimes misleading.
"Murder isn't usually this funny."
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Love ya!
Jane
PS: Put up 'Lost Teeth Flyers' all around your neighborhood - this often helps get lost dogs back home - might work for your teeth!