I'm not as scary as the books and stories would make u think...
I keep them quite altogether neat,
I find food for animals when goes away the summer heat,
I watch & smell for errant fires, left burning by campers,
I especially watch out for little children lost wearing pampers…
My form may be quite to some scary,
My face very equine, I have a long tail, and my body hairy,
My demeanor quite coarse, my voice very hoarse,
The Natural laws I do here in my forest enforce…
New Jersey's so boring with its governor and all, it needs to have something to create a little excitement. And a good exposé is all it needs to drag it out of the slump it's in.
I find the Devil of the Pines to be the protector of them, other woodland creatures, and the little children.............he may be ugly but I think he has a kind heart.
Deputy Dave Jenkins sets out to find the murderer of the local high school principal, aided by a voice from the grave that is sometimes helpful and sometimes misleading.
"Murder isn't usually this funny."
Amazon reviewer
The Wholly Book of Genesis is a humorous satire on the first book of the Old Testament where the Story of Creation, the building of Noah's Ark, Sodom and Gomorrah and the families of Abraham, Isaac and Jacob are thoroughly spoofed and broadsided.
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a character, good in every sense of the word!!
Always,
Deborah
Ron
Love ya!
Jane
he was looking for souls to scare.
So if you're in the woods,
take care and beware.
Michael D.
Sandie
I'm guessing yew leave some
stupendous "Bat-Turds" ?
And of course, ewe meant Hoarse ...
And PeeWee has it bass-ackwards ...
Bears are Catholic ...
and the Pope Poops in the Woods!
Ornithological question:
if a rooster lays an egg right on the peak of a roof,
will it roll off North, South, East, or West?
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Answer .......
Roosters don't Lay Eggs ...
they Lay Hens !!!!
ho ho ho ... :) :) :)
PS: Do old Jersey Devils poop in the woods? Or is that just bears??
PPS: Old Cuz Cur is a Real Hoot!