Don't ask how old I was in the picture, I've no idea, some of you are parents, you figure it out and tell me...
Sometimes childhood so long ago,
Takes a long time too to really grow,
Memories are quite precious,
I’m told I was quite precocious…
If memory serves me well,
Smart I was not but I easily fell,
Allergic to gravity was I when young,
Except on a surfboard, raft or water skis,
In the ocean I was a veritable fish,
I still of the ocean enjoy her sea breeze…
Have no doubt you were a flirt with looks like that and a body and sporting interest to match, Ed! :) I'll go with 16-17 years; you Americanos did like to dress formal in the 50s (... at least when you weren't down the coffee bar), no?. xx
"So, until you can prove it, that's just a picture of some guy in a suit that you found on the Internet to illustrate this poem describing your fabulous physique."
That is a fine picture, I'd say a graduation picture. On the beach it sounds you were struttin' your stuff. You may have been clumsy on the ground but were one with the ocean.
Maybe 16 -17. 'Allergic to gravity' Hahahahahaha... good one. Flirt? Pervert? Or maybe just a curt squirt without a shirt trying to avert the dirt so his ma can't divert him to Frankfurt. Or not.
That looks like a high school graduation picture. But how do we know it was you? You are wearing a shirt and jacket and I can't see if you're wearing cutoffs or not or whether you're barefoot. So, until you can prove it, that's just a picture of some guy in a suit that you found on the Internet to illustrate this poem describing your fabulous physique.
The Wholly Book of Doo-Doo-Rot-on-Me is adult satirical humor featuring adult language and adult content, and the work is a parody of the Old Testament Book of Deuteronomy.
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"So, until you can prove it, that's just a picture of some guy in a suit that you found on the Internet to illustrate this poem describing your fabulous physique."
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