He was a BIG kid but always had a dog by his side...
Kostro is always pickin’ on me, I can’t imagine why,
Look at the picture above of him, Ma always about him did sigh,
Now don’t you believe him when he says things about me,
Cause he learned at a young age to about me, lie,
Now he still tries to get me riled but only when I am high…
He and his cohort on the Book of Face do pick on me no end,
I am the angel in the family though he calls me the jersey devil,
I really try to not of him in anyway offend,
But still he seems to want to anger me & he is not doing it pretend…
... He sure kept posh company, though... Is that dog wearing a monocle? Now he's Pee Wee and not Pee Woaaaaaaah!!, can't you just sit on him and wipe the smile from his Book of Face? :) xx
TRUTH BE TOLD ... I have this exact same pic in my "Ed Family" album that yer Dear Ma gave to me when ewe were a youngun. The caption reads:
"my poor lil FAT-ASS Eddie The Lesser, whom I abandoned in the Jersay Barrens, hoping he would lose weight running from all the wolves n bears."
Lying about Lying is really a Double Negative n' it does not make a Positive!
Why yew pick on poor lil Peewee is certainly a mystery to me. Devil who is realy an Angel ??? Duh! Now that yer pants are on fire ... just Pee yerself to put it out!
You evidently forgot that my nickname is Pee Wee, not Plumpy. And Payback is a Bitch; but right now I have to write my pet column for this week's newspaper. But I will be back - you rotten old Devil you!
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Regis
with Ed...reading the love in between!
Always,
Deborah
TRUTH BE TOLD ... I have this exact same pic in my "Ed Family" album that yer Dear Ma gave to me when ewe were a youngun. The caption reads:
"my poor lil FAT-ASS Eddie The Lesser, whom I abandoned in the Jersay Barrens, hoping he would lose weight running from all the wolves n bears."
Lying about Lying is really a Double Negative n' it does not make a Positive!
Why yew pick on poor lil Peewee is certainly a mystery to me. Devil who is realy an Angel ??? Duh! Now that yer pants are on fire ... just Pee yerself to put it out!
But remove yer DEPENDS First !!!
Cuz Cur Tom ... The One-Eth ...
Ron
Love ya!
Jane
You evidently forgot that my nickname is Pee Wee, not Plumpy. And Payback is a Bitch; but right now I have to write my pet column for this week's newspaper. But I will be back - you rotten old Devil you!