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Never Deep Fry in the Nude...2
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
Tuesday, July 7, 2015    Rated "G" by the Author.
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Oooooh, that smarts,
On my “special” parts…


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Who’da thunk the oil,
Would actually boil,
And on my skin,
Like on clothing soil…

Left on my parts a welt,
As if I’d been beaten with a belt,
No that actually sounds kinda pleasurable,
You’d a laughed to see me run around,
Like, in a glass shop, a bull…

I couldn’t from neighbors seek help,
All I could do was with vigor yelp,
It did finally subside,
Across my “special” parts a swath wide,
In the future I will the directions abide,
Trust me I’ve not herein lied,
I mean I still have my pride,
Just no skin in “special” places,
Though I’ve found I can tie the flap of skin,
With from my sneakers, shoe laces…
© -ed- 7/7/15


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 Reviews of "Never Deep Fry in the Nude...2"
Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on July 7, 2015
You sure like to give yourself the 3rd degree! I would advise you not to try to fry turkey!

I know you aren't lying so be prepared for several stages of healing that won't be pleasant. Seek a doctor if it gets too bad.

Ron

Reviewed by William Bonilla
Reviewed on July 7, 2015
Why are you cooking naked? Is that a new fad??
Thanks for the good laugh pal I needed that
Peace be with you

William

Reviewed on July 7, 2015
What an eye opener! I just woke up, got my coffee, and tuned in to the Den and what to my wondering eyes should appear? This priceless poem!!! LOL!!!!

Love ya!

Jane

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton
Reviewed on July 7, 2015
" I can tie the flap of skin," . . . huh?

Reviewed by Ruan Mills
Reviewed on July 7, 2015
Yikes!
Definitely need a good sturdy apron for your kitchen.
Treat yourself to one this instant! :-)
Rx

Reviewed by George Carroll
Reviewed on July 7, 2015
Ouch!


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