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No Crickets allowed...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
Wednesday, September 9, 2015    Rated "G" by the Author.
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Every time I open my door they try to gain entry...


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No crickets allowed in my house,
Not even do I allow a mouse,
Because crickets make sound,
And it seems like it is everywhere around…

Nor do I like very much spiders,
The complex did to rid them spray,
They seem to have gone away…

But winter does now approach,
And it’s time to take shelter,
I cannot even disallow a roach,
From taking shelter in my humble abode,
As long as they don’t make any noise,
If that is the case then the noise makers,
Will have to pack a bag & hit the road…
© -me- 9/9/15

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 Reviews of "No Crickets allowed..."
Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on September 11, 2015
I love the sound of a roach skittering across my bed sheets--not!

Ron

Reviewed by Andy Turner
Reviewed on September 10, 2015
Send them on to Mr Ed. He'll even let them share his bed.

Reviewed by John Herlihy
Reviewed on September 10, 2015
Let go, Ed. The poor critters need a decent home. You should feel complimented they want to come into yours. It must be inviting. (just kidding). Thanks for the poem. Good fun. John

Reviewed by E Phillips
Reviewed on September 9, 2015
Well, there goes your Christmas party...
and New Years: wine, women, and song.
Noise makers!

Reviewed by Michael Schafer
Reviewed on September 9, 2015
Get rid of the spiders, crickets and flies,
and the bed bugs that encroaches.
but as Al Sleet would say,
We'll help you smoke the roaches.

Michael D.

Reviewed by D. Vegas (Reader)
Reviewed on September 9, 2015
OUT!

Always,

Deborah

Reviewed on September 9, 2015
They'll make you buggy, I'll tell ya!

Love ya!

Jane

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton
Reviewed on September 9, 2015
Critters begone is my motto too,Ed.

Reviewed by Ruan Mills
Reviewed on September 9, 2015
I'm with you too - Can't allow the critters to suffer. I like this :-)

Reviewed by George Carroll
Reviewed on September 9, 2015
I'm with you


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