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Kostro is gonna be a polar bear lifeguard...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
Sunday, January 3, 2016    Rated "G" by the Author.
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Might as well start this new year out right with a poem picking on that brother of mine again...


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At the annual event,
On it he spared no expense,
He won’t tell us what he spent,
For his little plunge patrol boat,
Suffice to say the land sharks did money to him lent…

Patrol around the polar bear plunge is his job,
He is going to be a small boat sailor gob,
To plungers in distress, he will a life preserver lob,
While they make money for the Chicago mob…

What a site he will certainly be,
Floating around in his little tub,
Afterwards with the participants,
He will accept anything alcoholic at the local pub,
Watch out if you plan on going,
As he will likely eat much or all of the grub…
© -ed- 1/3/16

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 Reviews of "Kostro is gonna be a polar bear lifeguard..."
Reviewed by m j hollingshead
Reviewed on January 9, 2016


enjoyed the read, sounds mighty cold


Reviewed by Mary Ann Biddinger
Reviewed on January 6, 2016
A polar bear lifeguard..yep! he'll be hungry as a bear
when he comes ashore!

Lady Mary Ann

Reviewed on January 4, 2016
'Got to have that! LOL!!

Love ya!

Jane

Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on January 4, 2016
Yes, I agree with William and Jerry (not the ice cream) that your dinghy is dinghy, like your thingy in the ice cold Lake Michigan. For God's sake, cover-up! That's a lot of skin too exposed to windchill!

As for Mr. Ed, he serves a great purpose by throwing life preservers to idiots. Much easier than rescuing dogs who have better sense.

Ron

Reviewed by D. Vegas (Reader)
Reviewed on January 4, 2016
Great as always, ED!

Always,
Deborah

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton
Reviewed on January 4, 2016
Heh.Heh at William Bonilla's post!

Reviewed by William Bonilla
Reviewed on January 4, 2016
You made an ode to Mr. Ed yet you placed a picture of yourself
When you used to get your munchies
Peace be with you .......Happy New Year

William

Reviewed on January 4, 2016
" Kostro is gonna be a polar bear lifeguard "
I somehow don't feel any safer! :)


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