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New Sneakers
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
Thursday, March 30, 2017    Rated "G" by the Author.
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Tryin' on humor again, been a long time since last I wrote of humorous issues...


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My baby has new sneakers,

No longer running with holes,

She has other notable features,

But these new sneakers are definitely keepers.

copywritted -ed- 3/30/17
 

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 Reviews of "New Sneakers"
Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on April 17, 2017
My 2002 Jimmy is fifteen years old this year (where does the time go?) I have bought her new sneakers (Michelin) once. Mind you, she's only got 82,000 kilometers (51,000 miles). I like the way you personalized your car. Love and peace,

Régis

Reviewed by Kay P Devenish
Reviewed on April 17, 2017
A cute write .Do your baby's new sneakers Tyre you out Ed?
Best wishes
from
Kay

Reviewed by William Bonilla
Reviewed on April 10, 2017
Kool Ed
enjoy your rhyming potery
Missed you pal been gone too long like a hobo
On a freight train searching for I didn't know what
peace Brother

William

Reviewed by Janna Hill
Reviewed on April 6, 2017
Your ditty made me smile. Thanks.

Reviewed by D. Vegas (Reader)
Reviewed on March 31, 2017
Yes, miss your humor...

Always,
Deborah

Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on March 31, 2017
No more slip sliding on slushy streets (see if you could say that 10 times, and then say "Trump tweets."



The sequel: my baby has new sandals, solid rubber when walking over brambles, I'll make a few more with this old tired tire, if my cutting hands don't grow too sore and make me a liar.



Ron

Reviewed by Michael Schafer
Reviewed on March 31, 2017
They're keepers, or at least till 50,000 miles, by which time they should be bald.

Reviewed on March 31, 2017
"On the road again............."

Love ya!

Jane

Reviewed by George Carroll
Reviewed on March 30, 2017
nothing like having good rubber on the pavement when you hit your foot on the peddle.

Reviewed by John Herlihy
Reviewed on March 30, 2017
There's nothing like new tires to give one peace of mind while driving. John

Reviewed on March 30, 2017
I recently had the misfortune of having to buy new sneakers to the tune of over 600usd. Not happy about my new sneakers;)

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton
Reviewed on March 30, 2017
Awww . . . Keep the petal to the metal.


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