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New Phone
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
Thursday, May 25, 2017    Rated "G" by the Author.
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Got a Samsung,
Had to climb up many rungs,
Tired I now am right down to the bottom of my lungs...:)


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Bought a new phone,
What a pain in the ass,
If it wasn’t for the old one dying,
With getting a new phone I would have taken a pass.

Can’t transfer my contacts,
Cause I don’t know the facts,
I have to download programs,
And doing so has of me overtaxed.

Slowly but surely I did find,
How to get things aligned,
Though it was an uphill climb,
As you all realize, I am far from being a technological mastermind.
© -ed- 5/25/17

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 Reviews of "New Phone"
Reviewed by Walt Hardester
Reviewed on July 15, 2017
PITA for sure. LOL

Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on May 27, 2017
You know, Ed... ...you are way ahead of where I am at. I have yet to own a "smartphone" or any kind of mobile phone for that matter. I am starting to feel the pressure though. I've been putting it off because things like my landline phones and my camera and such do so much it takes days to learn it all... ...and I've got better things to do with my time. Thank you for the reminder, though. Love and peace,

Regis

Reviewed by Amber Moonstone
Reviewed on May 27, 2017
Oh, I can relate. I have to trade my phone in soon and I dread the process!
Loved your poem!
Peace, love and light,
Amber

Reviewed on May 26, 2017
What a man!!

Love ya!

Jane

Reviewed on May 26, 2017
ED ...

Been there. Done that.
Pain in th Arse Indeed !
I now play 4 different games I've
downloaded Free. Solitaire,
Crosswords w Friends,
Trivia Crack, and Gin Rummy.
Some are addictive. All have 1 goal -
Want you to Buy Coins !
I gave up on Slotmania.

Have Fun !!! 💙😎😜😎


Reviewed by D. Vegas (Reader)
Reviewed on May 26, 2017
Technology forever changing...

Always,
Deborah

Reviewed by Michael Schafer
Reviewed on May 26, 2017
I feel your pain. Technology has passed me by like I'm standing still, and I need all the help I can get.

Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on May 26, 2017
Technology waits for no man. Recent upgrades for computers and computer devices like smartphones have been all about interconnectivity between devices and security. Both are a pain in the ass, and complicate simple use of the devices.

In a way, the Cloud is better, because, eventually no one will ever have to download applications or save contacts or even personal data because it will all be saved automatically and readily available to all devices. Like John, I still have a desktop phone and do all of my work on my computers. I don't miss texting or constantly having to keep up with or pay for phone providers and phones.

Ron

Reviewed by John Herlihy
Reviewed on May 26, 2017
I save myself the trouble. I have never bought a cell phone. I was given an old Nokia phone when I took up a new position a few years ago, but there was nothing to do, just make and receive calls which I still do, sparingly. Otherwise, I work (write) on the computer NOT the smart phone. I kid my students (who try to get me to buy one) that by that that, the technology will be obsolete and we will be interacting with the air (and cloud) like Iron Man does in his mansion. When you want to close a file, just whisk your hand away. John

Reviewed by George Carroll
Reviewed on May 25, 2017
Hang in there Ed


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