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Teeth, or the lack thereof...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
Sunday, October 8, 2017 Rated "G" by the Author.

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Just a shortie for a change, hope you smile.

Got six left holding their own in my mouth, Their brethren on the other hand have gone south, My parents never made sure I brushed my teeth, And any I lost they said were stolen by a thief.

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Reviews of "Teeth, or the lack thereof..."

Reviewed by Stephen Pollard

Reviewed on October 9, 2017

Well done....Brushing your teeth are very important....Growing up I brushed my teeth twice a day....

Reviewed by John Herlihy

Reviewed on October 8, 2017

Ha, ha, indeed, teeth have a way of getting lost. I still have ALL of mine. Thanks, Mom.

Reviewed by Jane Noponen Perinacci

Reviewed on October 8, 2017

That thief probably put them under his pillow and got the money! That is low.

Love ya!

Jane

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