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Dying of Diarrhea...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
Wednesday, April 3, 2019    Rated "G" by the Author.
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Kind of a poetic karma...


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 Oh let it flow,

A river of poop does grow,

Never does it come slow,

It seems my internals do out blow…

 

No over the counter drug can stop it,

This river of liquid shit,

It’s hard to believe all of that comes out of me,

Thankfully the use of the sewer system is free…

 

If this you do find disgusting,

My body with diarrhea busting,

But who else can speak of it with humor,

God though how I wish it all was just for me a rumor.

© -ed- 4/2/19


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 Reviews of "Dying of Diarrhea..."
Reviewed by Susanne Leist
Reviewed on April 7, 2019
Oh, my. You might need Immodium. It might plug you.

Reviewed on April 7, 2019
I'm so sorry Ed. It's no joke, the pain and the inconvenience. Hope you are better soon.

Reviewed by John Domino
Reviewed on April 6, 2019
It's a bunch of crap.

It's a waste!

But we got to have it checked it out.

Then say, "What's up doc?"

It's NOT pretty but....!

That's life!

PS: Thanks for the write. I for one need to have a check-up, mate.


Reviewed by Budd Nelson
Reviewed on April 4, 2019
sorry to hear that
budd

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton
Reviewed on April 3, 2019
Heh.Heh

Reviewed on April 3, 2019
If so, I hope you have informed your doctor. Dehydration is a real danger. C dif is one as well. If OTC's don't do the trick, call.

Love ya!

Jane

Reviewed by Michael Schafer
Reviewed on April 3, 2019
When you gotta go, you gotta go,
whether it's day or night.
And I'll say this about your poem,
it was truly a shitty write.


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