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Crackered head
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
Sunday, October 4, 2020 Rated "G" by the Author.

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Ritz give me itches, Saltine make me thirsty, Wheat thins keep me thinner, While Keeblers keep me in stitches… Cheeze-its make me want to run and hide, Frito-Lay gives me the feeling of getting la*ed, Herr’s make me think of his, While Dorito’s make me think of a school quiz…(don’t ask) © -just me- 10/4/20

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Reviews of "Crackered head"

Reviewed by Ronald Hull

Reviewed on October 10, 2020

I like the poetic irony. One of your best. Unfortunately, eating those highly processed snack foods are guaranteed to bring you to an early death.

Ron

Reviewed by Sandie May Joyce (Sandie Angel)

Reviewed on October 7, 2020

I like them all. :D

Sandie

Reviewed by Budd Nelson

Reviewed on October 7, 2020

i actually like ritz. and i won't ask. lol

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